July 22, 2010

July 22


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Hurricane Weather
And yet another storm. The Weather Dudes say this storm is going to take aim  at Southern Louisiana.
Oil Spill News
They say the leak has been stopped. 
Fire Season 
Red Flag Warnings, Lightning this week end - California
Home
On my way back to California, via Alabama, Mississippi, Louisiana, Texas.... in New Mexico today. 

How many dudes does it take to run a weed-eater?

The BP Answer?   SIX !!!!!!!

EXPLANATION: First you start off with (1) Weed Eater Dude. He is dressed to the nines! Head to toe. A hard hat with a neck shroud, goggles, ear covers, Long sleeve shirt, a DOT Highway Safety Vest, Long Pants, Chaps covering those long pants, Steel Toed Boots, .... Oh yeah... Leather Gloves. This (1) dude runs the weed eater.

Now there are (3) Blocker Dudes. These (3) dudes are dressed to the nines as well. Refer to the previous paragraph for an explanation of the Blockers Dudes attire, as it is the same as the Weed Eater Dude.

Blocker Dudes stand in a semi-circle around the area where the Weed Eater Dude is weed eating. The Blocker Dudes job is stand in a semi-circle holding a 48" x 48" piece of ply-wood. The ply-wood is supposed to "block" any debris the Weed Eater Dudes weed eater may throw toward the road.

The total is up to (4).

The road these weed eating technicians are working along side of is lined with traffic cones and has a 10mph speed limit.

Due to the blazing speed of the 10mph traffic, they have placed (2) Flagger Dudes at the side of the road. The Flagger Dudes are not dressed up as much the Weed Eater Dudes. The Flagger Dudes do not wear chaps.... the rest of the Flagger Dudes suits are the same as rest of this elite weed eating team. The Flagger Dudes stand at the side of this high speed race-way.... flagging, so as to warn the race-way motorists of their weed eating operations.

The total? SIX!! (6)  !!!!! A six man team of elite weed eating techincians... one weed eater.

Maverick Says ... What??!!!!!


  
ps. Toaka says..... "Weed Eater nothing... Bring me a snack."

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